hi, I'm Jaiden, and this is a website!

about me

I make computers do funny things

I'm Jaiden Riordan (I go by {nothing}neko on the internet)

I'm the COO at Fyra Labs, and a management researcher at Metropolitan State

I'm a tinkerer, and own ~40 laptops

I'm a proud minnesotan, and have spent my whole life in the beautiful Twin Cities

please direct any american express mailers and other mail to [email protected] ↗

what I'm up to right now

the semester is in full swing and we're gearing up for Ultramarine 45. here's what I've been up to in my spare time:

  • been spending some time mastering sashimi cuts, I am very bad at this
  • Jamie ↗ gave me her Nebula password, so I've been watching everything on there. excited for the next jet lag episode
  • been slowly cleaning up the sticker collection on my laptops

    • Fyra+Ultramarine

  • my usual Terra maintenance with help from Owen ↗. I'm the proud maintainer of arduino-app-lab, helium-browser-bin, vicinae, and nspawn
  • locked in on building Fyra Stack ↗>, our hosting provider that doesn't suck
  • looking into new platforms for Ultramarine. namely Arduino Uno Q and Pinephone
  • working on all of the design for new features in UM45. big things are happening so stay tuned

    • album I'm listening to right now

    album art

    Unreal Unearth - Hozier

    buy or stream here ↗

    games I'm playing

    kerbal space program boxart ultrakill boxart katamari boxart

    (left to right) Kerbal Space Program ↗, Ultrakill ↗, Katamari Demacy REROLL ↗

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    if you appreciate what I do, consider buying me a drink, or perhaps a Chromebook. GitHub Sponsors ↗

    the place with the badges!

    here's the people i know and what’s that other word, and all kinds of cool stuff, woo

    june.fish tree123.org alyxd1nky.com cappuchino.xyz kaleidosium.my.id abtmtr.link aiko gave me a gif sorry if this is broken sarascafe.lenowo.org ultraviolet.sh owenzimmerman.com https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CD-ROM

    if you're not on this list email me and tell me why you're junky, wunky, lunky, or stunky enough to be here.

    the non-people badges

    fyralabs.com fyrastack.com fyralabs.com fyrastack.com cheezit

    get in touch with me

    drop me a line: [email protected] ↗

    regarding fyra: [email protected] ↗

    grab time on my calendar: Calendly ↗