hi, i'm jaiden, and this is a website!

about me

i make computers do funny things

i'm jaiden riordan (i go by {nothing}neko on the internet)

i'm what the stallmanists call a "dirty fucking corpo"

i'm a tinkerer and college student by day, and the coo at fyra labs by all other times

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Jaiden Riordan (nothingneko) [email protected]

i own ~50 laptops (as of dec 27 2024)
i work on ultramarine linux - primarily releng and hwe work - i'm why we're in pi imager
speaking of pi, i am a huge rpi fangirl, it's how i got into computing
ubuntu mate - i am to blame for yaru on it
made some octii themes, anyone remember octii?
i got a centos stream desktop to run as an ostree - i think i was the first to do this - it was before ublue did at least
this site used to be a html port of a site written for the gopher protocol. why? fuck if i know
i'm a founding member of fyra labs

my favourite fish is the tiktaalik
my usual coffee order is an small iced mocha with oat milk, but my favourite is the same with peppermint :3
atom was the best text editor ever made and vscode and zed fucking wish they were that good. rest in peace sweet prince
despite my love of atom i now daily drive vscode rather than pulsar, i just haven't had the time to relearn it
i prefer green tea, usually sencha
my favourite controller ever is the gamecube controller
cherry browns are my switch of choice
my favourite pie is pumpkin, #2 is pecan
my favourite pi is raspberry
i am of the strong belief that the best type of pizza is saint paul/minnesota style, and that the only place to get it since savoy's in downtown closed is from carbone's, and only the original one

here's the people i know and what’s that other word, and all kinds of cool stuff, woo

if you're not on this list email me and tell me why you're junky, wunky, lunky, or stunky enough to be here.